Today is the day I made my escape.
I have already noticed:
My hair is revolting.
I’m tired and ready for bed and it’s only 1100.
My ass was a little more saggy than usual.
The bags under my eyes have darkened.
4 year olds do not care that it is your birthday and will revolt and throw a tantrum before getting ready for school.
Cheesecake is all your really need.
Clients must have a feeler that it’s supposed to be a good day because they have been pretty normal.