My birfday!

Today is the day I made my escape.

I have already noticed:

My hair is revolting.

I’m tired and ready for bed and it’s only 1100.

My ass was a little more saggy than usual.

The bags under my eyes have darkened.

4 year olds do not care that it is your birthday and will revolt and throw a tantrum before getting ready for school.

Cheesecake is all your really need.

Clients must have a feeler that it’s supposed to be a good day because they have been pretty normal.


Toodle-loo!

Jess