Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Confessions of a...well I dunno what I am today.

I love whipped cream. To the point I will spray a whole can on one strawberry.

...have an odd obsession with frozen and fresh peas, could eat them daily. bread like a dur-da-dur, I peal off the crust first then ball the middle up.

...lay my deodorant down

...don't use my blinkers 93 % of the time (and that's stretching it a little).

...hate socks with a passion, I have even debated running without them.

...don't eat anything that has lived in the water. I can cook a mean fish though! to bake but everything turns out horrible, I spend entirely too much money on wasted baked goods.

...rarely eat steaks while eating out but love them coming off of moms bbq.

...check my phone as soon as I wake up.

...have a ton of pants that are pre-E that I will never be able to fit into again regardless of what weight I am.

...have a fear of ponds, lakes and oceans.

...gag when hair in the shower gets on or around my toes.

...would wear tanks and yoga pants daily if I could get away with it and not look homeless being blonde even if it is fake.

...have a strange obsession with pigs.

...keep alot of things secret.

...really love my job even though the people are bat shit crazy most of the time. a sucker for flowers but hate roses

...don't like wearing pink unless it's an accessory and mild, no barbie pink for me.

...sleep with an icepack on my feet most nights.

and... run up stairs, I never just walk.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

22 here we go...

I'm officially old. Old as in I woke up with a kink in my neck this morning. Granted this happens about once a week because I sleep horribly but it was just oh so convenient. Raise a glass to age!

I am pretty excited that I'm no longer 21 because for some reason it just seems so damn young and juvenile. Like all 21 yr old are required to consume large amounts of alcohol weekly and not remember their Friday and Saturday nights. I can now just be in my 20s :-)

E-bit : She then calls me up to her room and the convo went a little something like this:

E: Momma what kind of birthday are you going to have?
Me: I'm not.
E: Can I have your birthday then?
Me: Can we share?
E: Yes but we need cupcakes.

And that was it. So today is my shared birthday! Woohoo for kids :-)

I have never been a big b'day party kinda person because well I hate the spotlight. When I was about 13 my parents and brothers went out to dinner for my birthday, no big deal right? Wrong! One little brother decided to tell waitress that it was my birthday. I hid in the bathroom for 20 minutes until the mob of singing waiters and waitresses left the table. I haven't been out to dinner for my birthday since, actually steering clear of it for about a week before and after :-)

Good thing: I will be drinking my weight in Captain and Cokes.

Birthday girl out.

Monday, June 27, 2011

A case of the Mondays.

I have had a broken flip flop, bra strap and zipper all before 10 am. So here I am convincing dimwits that they do indeed have to pay their already 15 day late payments and that their policy will cancel while juggling a gimp, showing undies and a saggy boob. HELLO MONDAY!

Saturday sucked. Rockin the Windfarm was not a success. I have acquired a stalker. That is all.

Onto better news. I am headed off to the wonderful town of BFE on Thursday and I couldn't be happier. That little town just lets me breath and really think about life. Which is great because I have been in a "grass is greener" mood and that isn't the greatest thing. If I keep on that path this age of 22 will be super duper interesting. Now is when I need a BFF. Yes don't judge I don't have one. Trust issues have now backfired. Fail that was not better news.

Epic fail Monday...and to think Tuesday usually are the shitty days for me.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011


Is a virtue...and it sucks! I don't want to wait for things. Ever! Being mom to Boogs I have learned alot of patience and that it is necessary when dealing with a 3year old. Just because I can be doesn't mean I have to be though right? I mean I had to wait 37 1/2 weeks for her. I have to wait until 5pm every night to leave work. Now I have to wait to own a house and have another munchkin? NOT FAIR!!

Good note on the no munchkin...Mr. Morgan and I can have some more Coke dates :-)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011


I am cutting caffeine out of my life. Probably not the greatest time to do so since I haven't slept more than 2 hrs straight in the last 3 months. Insomnia has hit and well the stress of a double d-bag and a regurgitated cum bubble probably doesn't help. I want to kick one in the face and tell the other one to grow up and then get lost.

Saturday's run was great! Adreneline thank you for showing up and I met my goals! I didn't puke, walk or get dead last! Woohoo! I actually did alot better than I thought I would.

Daddy's day was pretty much just another Sunday but I did tear up a little on the way out to PCtown. My parent's left with littlest bro to the wonderful ( I guess I've never been) state of PA. I had to drive Daddy's truck back to his house to save it from the hail. I had flashbacks the entire time of me being E's age sitting on the center console riding around. Just when the memories start flooding in some 80's George Strait comes on. That is when the tears started to come. It's the little things that get ya :-)

Thursday, June 16, 2011

5k, and some cuties :-)

I am spontaneously running a 5k this weekend thank you crazy runner cousin for convincing me. I am just praying to the race day goddess that you serve me full with adrenaline and craziness so I don't die.

Cuteness alert:
Here are my two new babies! Happy birthday to me!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Country Tunes.

I'm guessing it's my location but these little ditties get me every time. Some people make fun of them saying they're all about somebody dieing, loving, leaving, wanting, needing and your dog. Well, yes, but what else happens in life that makes us need a good country song? If I'm pissed at some crazy ex give me Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert. Sad? What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts will due just fine. Or how about a good girls night out song, She's Country by Jason Aldean, not only does the song get my butt bouncin' he's frickin hot! He's on my hall pass list for sure.

Short sweet and that is all.

Oh wait! I am adopting 2 kitties in a couple weeks!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Flies and Sunshine

E has become deathly afraid of flies...She is hiding under a blanket in 83 degree weather trying to watch Phineas and Ferb while ducking when the thing flies by. This is odd to me because the kid will drive a 4-wheeler balls to the walls. She will drive a jet boat same way with sharp turns and no care in the world. She loves amphibians, reptiles and rodents. We don't have a fly swatter and I believe we are the only family in MT that does not have one of these smashers in our home, every summer we complain because we don't have one and yet weekly we walk by them for $1 at Walmart and never grab one. That will be my goal for the summer-invest in fly swatter, maybe I'll even be picky and get a purple one :-)

Sunshine has finally arrived! It is 83 as I type and I couldn't be more happy. Last night while we were out I didn't have to wear a jacket and I had a tank and capris on. Today I am wearing shorts and went into public with them on. I have decided that if people don't like the slight amount of cellulite and stretch marks then they can not look :-) How generous am I?

Random note: I got an IM from my cousin a couple hours ago (that my Droid refuses to show me) that just read "we have beer". I'm not sure if that's an invite to come over and drink said beer or if he was just really happy that he had beer in the house? I will be calling to check in on him in a couple hours to see how much of the beer he has consumed and if he still has any at his home. I'm going out on a limb and saying as of now it has been consumed and we will have to drink beer at a later date.