Friday, July 29, 2011

Orange tictacs and elevator music

Who invented this horrible music that they use for hold music and elevators? There has to be a better alternative! I am in charge of hold music for our office and I'm proud to say my clients get to jam to classic rock while holding :-) Do some of them hate? Yes but these are also my clients that listen to bathroom rap in their ran into the ground 82 Honda's with no muffler and a duck taped spoiler, and I'm also pretty sure they hate elevator music as much as the next person.

Orange tictacs make my world turn 'round. Thank you Target for your 4-pack of wonderful goodness.

I'm being a horrible customer service representative by blogging mid day but in my defense it's really like a 5 minute mental health vacation. I will only be 87% bitch instead of 98% when I do start working again. Yes you are welcome clients.

Tomorrow is Dirty Dash. Pictures and details to follow.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The dreaded doctor.

Why is it that nobody talks while in the waiting room of a doctors office?

I have had people strike up random conversations at the grocery store, public restrooms, restaurants and the park, but nobody talks at the doctor. Sometimes I will have somebody talk to me when it's E's turn for the dentist, but it's because of her.

I know the lady parts Dr is probably not every body's favorite place to be, but if there are two legit pregnant ladies sitting next to each other would it be entirely wrong for one of them to say to the other "How far along are you?". Apparently it is, I witnessed it today. One lady got really really snarky when asked her due date. Really lady? You're pregnant in the Ob's office! Maybe she was just crabby but that doesn't mean she needed to be rude by replying "Does it matter?". Hold the hormones "August 22nd" is apparently really hard to answer with. ! I was a complete bitch to E's father while pregnant, I admit it fully, but I wasn't rude to strangers especially with such an honest little question. Manners must have escaped some people's childhood. Thank you mom and dad for at least teaching my to respect others. Geez Louise!

Random question: Why is it called the doctor's office when you rarely go into an actual office of the doctor you are seeing?

Please note I am NOT  pregnant.

Back to work, lunch break is over.

P.S. Cheese for lunch, no cheeseCAKE. I'm proud :-)

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I suck.

At a lot of things lately.

Studying. Everytime I sign up for this test some random act of life hatred shows up at my door that puts studying at the bottom of my list. EVERY DAMN TIME!

Eating healthy. Cheesecake, chips and salsa, and a rootbeer float for lunch after a slice pizza for breakfast. I will blame it on stress. My love handles don't care.

Running or well any exercise for that matter. I run randomly or head to the gym once a week but as far as a structured need to do this 5 days a week and have a plan for it...ya no. This would deminish evil love handles.

I really also need to figure out how to get rid of the stress in my life. Maybe it's some of the people, or not enough time with others but geez it's got to stop soon!

Rant over. Good day.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Oooo give me a...

Cheesecake. I fricken burnt the one last night! It's ok I peeled off crappy burnt stuff and the inside tasted like shiz. I will never use that recipe again.

Sleep aide. Stress and me do not mix at all. Which is weird because my life is one huge stress ball and you'd think I'd be used to it by now. Not so much. Also I would like to be one of those people that when stressed doesn't eat. Instead I eat 4 medium pizzas (large ones taste funny), 2 bags of oreos and wash it all down with a large chocolate shake and maybe a rootbear float for desert. Is that maybe why these last 15 lbs won't go away? Im guessing yes.

Pedicure. Seriously need one asap my feet are along the lines of Frankenstein bullshiz and thats not ok either.

Friggen medal! Beartooth Rally was a success. Went up to the good ole' RL with W and had a pretty darn good day. Took in the freezin arse water. Gawked at some pretty bikes, which makes me want to learn to ride because girl Harleys are friggen cute! Hit up every bar in town at least twice, both street dances, the candy store and 3 food places because W eats like a stressed out me :-) Why I deserve a medal? I did not puke and wasn't passed out puking by 9 like last year!

Sad depressing note: I miss E like crazy. To the point I don't know what to do with myself. The longest she has ever been away from me is 2 nights, that has happened like 3 times. Most of the time I don't have to not see her for 3 weeks at a time. She left Saturday and will be gone until this coming Saturday. Im just plain freaking out. She's having a blast Im sure and I get to talk to her on the phone but it's all the little day to day stuff and well everything about her that I don't want missing for even a week at a time. Sad, depressed, impatient mom waiting for Saturday like kids wait for Santa in July.