Seriously?

Let me preface this by saying I'm an AWFUL driver.

I drive by a high school and elementary school every morning.  There is a ton of traffic and kids are everywhere. There is a nice middle aged lady who runs the cross walk at the main entrance, rain or shine this lady is out there. I have now witnessed not once but twice this lady and a couple kids almost get run over. Seriously? Everyone learns that you let pedestrians cross especially with a guard and in front of a school and when they are 10 years old!! Better yet the last lady side eyed the crossing guard after she almost hit them. Wow.

Also people don't know that is a school bus is stopped and picking up kids the flashing stop sign on the side means stop, not go around.

That is all.

Love,
Jessie

MegaStuf Friday

A pregnancy inspired post.

MegaStuf Oreos and CAH fried pickles. I am only taking blame for one of these beauties and CAH will take the rest.

As we all know Superman is the king of triple stacking double stuffs, so imagine my surprise when I found MegaStufs in the cookie aisle.  I introduced them first to a fellow coworker who will be having her son Kason in March!  She loved Oreos as is and well lets just say Kason loves megastufs more :-)

So tonight while we are out to eat at CAH I get this wonderful picture and a text reading "new blog...megastuf Friday". I of course had to send her the picture of the pickles I had demolished as retaliation.  This preggo loves her pickles and sweet tea about as equally as Oreos so it was a low blow but it had to be done as one does not fling around pictures of Oreos with no comeback.

So my friends welcome to MegaStuf Friday! 

The preggo would also like to complain about "hot spots". She despises her hot spots.

Love,

Jess

Wow me Wednesday

I am always intrigued by the things my daughter says. Not only is she very intelligent but she asks things that I would expect a 7 year old to ask. There is never a dull moment with her which brings me to why she is the highlight of the post.

At drop off for preschool this morning I got pulled aside by the teacher because yesterday E was according to her "just not E". Apparently my nonconfrontational child yelled at a classmate accompanied by not listening to instruction all day long. Super!  Just when I thought at least one of our three was going to not have a bad week reality hit with "They're kids! Welcome to parenthood! "

This is why there are single children.

Love,

Jess

Terrorist Tuesday

Thanks to last week and my Galaxy naming my post I have decided to keep it! Nobody likes Tuesday and nobody likes terrorism so it seems fitting.

I did have my coffee today but I think the new little barista only put two shots in instead of three.

Wine and two chocolate chip cookies after pizza for dinner equals a successful old lady Mardi Gras :-)

Superman's boobs are looking very nice today.

Love,
Jess

Retaliation

Last night Superman decided he needed some Xbox accessory after we had been out and about all afternoon. He begged and whined and did the pouty lip and puppy dog eye thing so I caved and retrieved. I did decide that since I had to drive past the wine store and there was a bottle that I had been eyeing and hadn't tried yet so I took a small detour into the parking lot. It was a grand decision!

A long yet lazy weekend behind me and I am headed into another week. Hopefully a successful one at that!

Love,

Jess

Terrific Tuesday

I lied Tuesday is never terrific. Just to point out how awful it is... my Galaxy wants to type terrorist instead of terrific.  Terrorist Tuesday it is!

I have coffee and a hit list already on hand. Yes I may be a little crabby but I'm sure my moodiness will increase as I encounter more stupid people throughout today.

Survival mode begins.

Jess