Really there is no meaning behind my title besides the mere fact I enjoyed it.
Random Montana moment the other day. As I was driving home for the 2nd time that day I realized that this one hill and turn would suck in the ice and snow. I also contemplated how I would approach it if I did have to drive it in such conditions. Then I laughed at myself because I'm in Carolina and there is no snow here.
Naming your daughter Chardonnay automatically makes everyone think you are/were an alcoholic and sets your daughter up for the same. Think before you drink and name babies people!
P.S. it is not okay for your pants to get eaten by your lady parts. Either buy larger pants or pull them down a tad. Let's start shooting for classy instead of trashy.